GATEKEEPER: I am the Royal Gatekeeper. (In a line, the four stomp loudly at first then softer and softer until it is quiet and the curious gatekeeper peeps out from behind the curtain.) Did I hear you correctly? If any test fails, follow the on-screen suggestions to resolve the issue. And all I ever got was a bunch of schizophobic phrenias... SCARECROW: (Turning in interest.) LORD HIGH UNDERLING: Oh, no!! MESSENGER: A message, your Evilness. DOROTHY: To Emerald City. DOROTHY: No. ADDAPERLE: My magic slate. Just pull on that vine down there. On your knees when you speak to me! Man, I have seen me some spaced- out garbage cans in my day... DOROTHY: (Re-entering) I found it, Tinman. I said, I demand to see...Momma, Momma, Momma... ACT ONE; SCENE SEVEN Outside the gates of Emerald City. WIZ: Well, I can't swear whether the message was coming to me live or on tape, but I heard it clear as a bell. Nulla facilisi. Except in the poppy field! Through the miracle of modern science, they have dehydrated, prefrozen, and packaged a distillation of some of the best brains in the world. DOROTHY: You don't have a heart? I'll ask my magic slate. SCARECROW: Go over there!! That's your only strength. adunit_id: 100000795, It wasn't a shame. TINMAN: No, no! Where are you? DOROTHY: Then come with us to the Emerald City...and see the Wiz. DOROTHY: I can't! SCARECROW: An' that's the truth! The next instant. EVILLENE: (Now, very angry) What!!! I know that much. LION: Wait 'til my owl hears about this! DOROTHY: All what? SCARECROW: Tell me, my good fellow, do you still have that balloon that brought you here from Nebraska? LION AND SCARECROW: (Capturing the GATEKEEPER:) Gotcha!! DOROTHY: (Pulling away.) What's that old witch got you doin'? LION: I didn't do nothin'. TINMAN: Are the batteries included? I'm just gonna wave this thing three or four times...in ever increasing...Now what the heck is goin' on around here? WIZ: I am not afraid!! DOROTHY: No, wait a minute. CITIZENS: Yes! When I get my hands on Dorothy's silver slippers...all of Oz will kiss my feet! MUNCHKIN: You just killed the Wicked Witch of the East. I haven't got the brains to be afraid of anything. WIZ: Go away!! But what kind of another miracle did you put on them cats and kittens? Well, between the gold and the silver, alone, I'd say somewhere in the vicinity of a round figure... TINMAN: I think there's at least twice that much! I can't cross my heart, 'cause I don't have no heart. Pellentesque consequat sit amet odio vitae posuere. EVILLENE: But you've brought me nothing but bad news. DOROTHY: She doesn't? DOROTHY: To do what? And then, one day, I got the call. SCARECROW: I said, you got any spare change? GLINDA: Well, relax , child. Aunt Em! What's he say in the answer to your disgraceful self? You want to see the Wiz? WIZ: I'm busy... SCARECROW: Busy? TINMAN: What owl?? Trouble is, honey, I ain't been disappearin' much lately. WIZ: Alright. CITIZENS: Y'all got it Y'all got it Y'all got it WIZ: Talkin' Bout Leavin' Here CITIZENS: Y'all got it Y'all got it Y'all got it WIZ: Talkin' Bout Leavin' Here CITIZENS: Y'all got it Y'all got it Y'all got it WIZ: Y'all got it! If I found green glasses for all of them out there, maybe I can find a brain somewhere in here for you. And that's the way it all came about. It is not enough to know where you are going. DOROTHY: (Stopping SCARECROW.)No. DOROTHY: Yeah! DOROTHY, in an attempt to protect her friends, takes a roundhouse punch and the LION, actually hitting him in the chest. Look y'all... all I ever wanted were the simple things in life...power...prestige...and money. Who? I'd know those tacky panty hose of hers anywhere! Where'd you get all them big words from? But would you? WIZ: A beautiful young lady gave her heart to me, and now I give it to you. ACT ONE; SCENE EIGHT LION: Fool around with me, will you? WIZ: Ah, Addaperle. DOROTHY: Your what? TINMAN: It's a copout!! Don't ask me. WIZ: Tell me...Where did you get such a marvelous pair of silver pumps? SCARECROW: Look at all that glitter! Works with Google Assistant, Alexa, Siri Shortcuts, IFTTT and Samsung SmartThings. SCARECROW: I knew it. TINMAN: Dorothy, the balloon... SCARECROW: Dorothy! SCARECROW: Well, we brought back this big bag of loot for the Wiz. Now, how about Glinda? I can leave. song: "The Wiz Musical", ACT TWO; SCENE TWO (MUSIC: "FUNKY MONKEYS") (This dance depicts the treachery of the WINGED MONKEYS as a mob, and the capture and kidnapping of DOROTHY and her FRIENDS.) would like to WiZify my As long as the Wicked Witch of the West still lives, none of you gets anything!! The only way a philly cheesesteak can be ordered. DOROTHY: I'll never take my shoes off. ADDAPERLE: But before you go, maybe you ought to take Evvamene's silver slippers. ADDAPERLE: Well, listen. MONKEY: Gottcha! Bag? SCARECROW: Well, logically, even if she did go...if you kept the silver slippers, you could come back any timeyou wanted to! SCARECROW: (After a very long pause.) Living here in this brand new world might be a fantasy But it taught me to love And so it's real to me And i learned that we must look inside our hearts to find A world full of love like yours like mine Like home!!! Come here!! MUNCHKIN: Who's Aunt Em? MUNCHKIN: But watch our for alot of spooky things! (Seeing DOROTHY and LION.) ... "Lick behind your ears, child, or you don't get no dessert." COMPANY: Everybody look around 'Cause there's a reason to rejoice, you see Everybody come out And let's commence to singing joyfully Everybody look up And find the hope that we've been waiting on Everybody's glad Because our silent fear and dread is gone Freedom you see Has got our hearts singing so joyfully Just look about You owe it to yourself to check it out Can you feel a brand new day? TINMAN: We'll do our best, sir. MONKEY: So, what are you gonna lay on me and the gang this time? Wow!! WIZ: In order to dig inside my my own soul. Me, the Good Witch of the North. SCARECROW: And you look just like anybody else in the morning! Here. And do as I command, and bring them here. WINKIE: Thanks to you, child, we're all free! Aunt Em! SCARECROW: (Startled) Oh! CITIZENS: Step! Hey, you know what? You don't realize what kind of bread that runs into. AUNT EM: Dorothy... DOROTHY: (Running across the stage) Toto! WIZ: Yeah. (MUSIC: "SOON AS I GET HOME")   - The Wiz Musical Script - DOROTHY: There's a feeling here inside That i cannot hide And i know i've tried But it's turning me around I'm not sure that i'm aware If i'm up or down If i'm here or there I need both feet on the ground Why do i feel like i'm drowning When there is plenty of air? Hallelujah!!!! See You Again deutsche Übersetzung. You've already killed one wicked witch. You hear me? But wait a minute, Mr. Wiz, there ain't no big miracle about a pair of green shades....is there? GATEKEEPER: I said: Begone!! Smart lighting set up on your Wi-Fi network. SCARECROW: MMMM!!! Will it scare me? I want you to scrub the floors, polish the silver, vacuum the rugs... and you do do windows, don't you? I never was any good at mulitple choice. TINMAN: Oil! And let me lubricate my mind And let me lubricate Let me lubricate my mind My mind!! DOROTHY: I'm sorry, Aunt Em. I think it's the most beautiful place I've ever seen. Enjoy the free WiZ app, one of the most advanced light control systems for your home or business. How would you like to...uh...trade them for a beautiful Emerald Wizard ring? Honey, what a shame. DOROTHY: You poor man. LION: King Fu!! MUNCHKIN: Oh, yeah! TINMAN: Dorothy! You better watch out for her. SCARECROW: 'Cause you don't know where we are. "All Brain"! MUNCHKIN: Congratulations! Is it worth it to keep your kneebone connected to your shinbone? MUNCHKIN: Aunt Em? TINMAN: Oh, please, miss...there is some in that little shack... DOROTHY: I'll get it! If you ain't got no courage? DOROTHY: No! A couple of cats who need staightening out. ADDAPERLE: 'Bye, Dorothy. TINMAN: You ain't nothing but a big ole pussycat. Down!! I do tricks! SCARECROW: Now at no time did it dawn on you to get yourself a new axe? They all continue to laugh until EVILLENE notices and shouts:) EVILLENE: Shut Up!!! SCARECROW: A furball?? GATEKEEPER: Money? (MUSIC: "EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD #2") DOROTHY, SCARECROW, TINMAN, YELLOW BRICK ROAD, COMPANY: Pick you right foot up When your left one's down Come on legs keep movin' Don't you lose no ground 'Cause the road you're walkin' Might be long sometime But just keep on steppin' And you'll be just fine... Come on and ease on down the road Come on, ease on down, ease on down the road Don't you carry nothin' That might be a load Come on Ease on down, ease on down the road. Come on, be a Lion!! They came with me to see the Wiz, too. What bag? LION: Courage, that's what I came after, courage... SCARECROW: You have a set of used brains lying around... WIZ: Quiet!! von Wiz Khalifa. (To DOROTHY) Tell her! WIZ: And a time to remember. I haven't seen the Lion since I've been here. (All run and hide at the thought of the WINGED MONKEYS. LION: What makes you say that? })(); DOROTHY: (Putting shoes on.) When i think of home if think of a place where there Is love overflowing I wish i was home i wish i was back there with the Things i've been knowing Wind that makes the tall grass bend into leaning Suddenly the raindrops that fall have a meaning Sprinkling the scene makes it all clean Maybe there's a chance for me to go back now that i Have some direction It sure would be nice to be back home where there's Love and affection And just maybe i can convince time to slow up Giving me enough time in my life to grow up Time be my friend Let me start again Suddenly my world's gone and changed it's face But i still know where i'm going I have had my mind run around in space And yet, i've watched it growing And if you're listening god Please don't make it hard to know if we should Believe the things that we See Tell us should we try to stay Or should we run away Or would it be better just to let things be? SCARECROW: Of course not! DOROTHY sees AUNT EM and UNCLE HENRY.) Well, the Wiz gave orders they were never gonna be allowed in the city again, so they can just....Back from seeing the Wicked Witck of the West: Alive!! (She clicks her heels three times and the curtain opens to reveal Kansas and her home. That's Glinda's theme song. DOROTHY: Your stage name? She done set that house on Evvamene! LION: Dorothy!! LION: I don't believe it. MESSENGER: No, Evillene! Hey, wait a minute. SCARECROW: (Excited) I'm gonna get my brains!!! On the other hand, if you care to make it worth my while... TINMAN: Oh, sure. You cant buy brains. The Wiz Official Trailer 1 - Michael Jackson Movie (1978) HD. CITIZENS: Well.... WIZ: Yes, I said a time to keep...and a time to cast away. Always daydreaming and stuff. (LION enters followed by FIELD MICE.) Oh, here i am in a different place In a different time In this time and space But i don't want to be here I was told i must see the wiz But i don't know what a wizard is I just hope the wiz is there. You ain't payin' for my clothes. SCARECROW: And this here...uh...owl. LION: Alright!! SCARECROW: The foolish wise man or the wise fool? Because that's the rule, that's why. // ]]> DOROTHY: Like what? Now, let's get down to business, honey. ADDAPERLE: Yes, I have a magic act. SCARECROW: Cross your heart! A little higher, and about an inch to the right. The show is over, the curtain is down And you've got to come clean The time is now, you must 'fess up And say what you mean! (Pause. //