I look at you and say to myself, this is it, this is soon finished my show, I'm a little sad, I do not want ... You home, who look us and you say, "Oh, I would like to be with them in the room, to live the trick!". Ah bah, at that time, my apologies! I said into the water, she told me "In the oil, of course! I sponsor an association of human collaboration with the wife of the President of the Republic. So, I explained to him that the public changed all the time! These gentlemen, they'll prescribe a treatment for this mouse, a violence, an atrocity! What is these inventions they say that it's sexy to put on weight, soon she will say what? Madam, she can not go to the supermarket like everyone, to buy it, No, madam she does it! Attention, fous rires garantis ! Is it possible to enlighten people who are there, please? Jean-Claude!!!". The only thing is, she does not talk about right now, this is something they have, it's like that. It makes me happy! Damn, what's the delirium? The other day, my son, he drew me a home ... he showed me, I told him "But if we had a house like this, we would be in deep shit! I have an ultra sound system, I went near the Palais des Sports, and when I hear speak about me, I hear "Elie Semoun". Voir Gad Elmaleh répond. "in my snuff box!". "I produced it myself! "In your house, butter, jam, coffee and tea!". she said? There is no one who has been caught and released, which can go warn, like. And wait, it's not over when you tell him to honestly, it goes further! There are many I can not list them all, there are truckloads ... All team MPM, all technicians are on the road with me for three years! We takes all the Attachments that you don't want and they are sent to people who never receive e-mail ... Just before "Little Bird", I would sing this lullaby I wrote for my son one day, I would ... Those who are there, those who remained at home, those watching on TV that don't sleep. Sincerely, the first suitcase, it turns for hours, there was never a guy who said. Beep sounds! I acted as a citizen, in favor of the environment, as everyone, When I receive an email, there is written "before printing, think about the environment! and he told me "Yes" (pun French) ... A few weeks ago in Belgium, a lady came to me and said: A lady came to me and said "Oh Gad Elmaleh ...", "With your DVD, really ... you're pissing me of laugh, You piss my children, you piss my husband , you piss the family! You say, "OK, they look at SpongeBob, they will take one in the head!". And moms, they love to be in a kind joy, they are happy, they will pick up the kids at school. It is an association lucrative, aimlessly ... That's good, seriously, it makes me really happy! ", About GPS, a few months ago in Morocco, they invented GPS Moroccan. They are giving you, your dirty clothes! It costed a fortune, in additional, this thing! Aha, it's scary, huh? ", He told me "With my cousin, we write songs for children, it is we, who composed the green mouse! Ah, that's cool, welcome to the Belgians who came tonight, sincerely, it's nice! Pardon me ma'am! Dans ce spectacle, mis en scène par sa soeur Judith Elmaleh, il parle de son enfance, de son fils et de son père ; 750 000 places seront vendus. In fact ... uh ... in fact I think i should just put the jacket, with which I will go on stage. It is making fun of we! Is there really people who arrive at the airport, with all the clothes, like that? There was not too cold in the hold? The dog, he looks, already he does not even know he speaks, then, in Dutch ... "Well, then, he speaks Dutch, this is bullshit! I am not happy at all! ", Already, I didn't know Gab Elamel , if he asks me to do the ninny...". I do not know if it'll make you pleasure what I'll tell you, we'll see! You, you've always a tomato, she wants get their heads of the sandwich to see what happens, like "OK man, okay? Sign Up. If I told you "He likes blondes chest high", I hear the name "Gad, Gad, Gad!" ", She told me "It is imperative that children, they make drawings, they should not play games élctroniques, the PS, the Ds, do not they play at all that, It really need that they do the drawings, the drawing must be an extension of their creativity, they have buried in them, it is necessary that the line, whether imaginary. His teeth also, I have a lock with the teeth. There is someone who says, "We we're hairdresser". What is fascinating in mothers is that they seek their children ... As if they had been given an approximate description, It is very strange, and when he comes out, they put pressure him, "It's okay, honey? He said yea! Aha Pah! This is super weird, as behavior , right? Yeah, great, great!". Sometimes when I'm alone in the street, I shouted "Run Amstérisme, run!" And closer to you, there's nothing better for observe you . 0:05 - 0:14 *Gad Elmaleh Dad is at the top The Last live* 0:14 - 0:22 It's 11 to 9, we are live from the Palais des Sports in Paris, it's an exceptional time, ladies and gentlemen, tonight. ", He went yelled at my brother and back in the room, he said "And that, what this is?". Mayo! ", In fact, in the pub, I address the viewer, while the pub, Inès, a child, is mounted on the stage. April 1971 in Casablanca) ist ein Komiker und Filmschauspieler marokkanischer Herkunft. Wait, wait, I just had a vision! With the crazy planning, I have more time to do my jogging ... Nah, seriously, you're laughing because sometimes your father. No, no, not the shirt, if I take off the shirt, you're gonna say "Remit it!". That's it! Gad Elmaleh : Ce soir sur TF1, Gad Elmaleh va mettre le feu à vos écrans de télévision pour l'anniversaire de ses 20 ans de scène. I propose that each tell the name of his city at three! Sorry! It warns, it avoids the trauma of the child!". All this, to give you information,enough useless in general ... One day, there's a driver, who was traveling, he would tell us, where, he would go... Qu'est-ce que tu veux lui dire, franchement? You dressed, you cover, you prepare the taste, you prepare homework. ", And then the people who are watching TV "What did he say to Inès? It makes me really happy to see you, you know ... this is crazy! you know when you will fall asleep, you're always a little shake like that, I do not know why, moreover, I never understood why when you go to sleep, we switch in vibrator, But you wait, Ok, but ,you, you have more poetic explanation, A woman whose you say " What's going on, darling?" "And Dad, do all humorists is their job to make people laugh? Heck yeah, it's flowers ... Après cela, il ya quelque chose qui est amusant, c'est comme une idée, découverte, une fulgurance, quelque chose de fou, vous dites: Yeah, that's fine, but do not tell nobody, they are going to steal us the idea! they are happy! Spectacle Gad Elmaleh - D'ailleurs à Toulouse le 30 septembre 2021. Of course, there are always the gentlemen who are there, in the grass, in the case of green mouse, yeah! I would like to say that after three years of touring, finish with you tonight, it's a great, great, great happiness and it is quite unique, live it ... thoroughly! Add. It can not have much surprise that comes from the other side! it makes you believe ... it makes you believe that things happen, like: After that, it says, "Well, I will continue to do nothing, but there !". Oh this is good! Police, taxes, illness, rain, assholes, people who make you shit, and I would welcome all of France!! The suitcase just now, it goes round, it doesn't stop! It depends, there are funny humorists, there are humorists less funny... No, but I can give an example! Bah because I love it, it is good ... and it is also my trade ... this is my job! ", I say, "It's true, I will make a big stuff! what question, she asks... Are you sleeping? Jamel announces exclusively live on TF1, his return, it will be next February. I would like ... keep this image for last! I want to see everyone! You waiting them to be cushy watching a DVD, right? she wanted to say "where do you want to sit-ir, in my opinion of you!". He is alive! I would like you light the theatre! Come on, you have to sleep now! Those who do not have children, it is they who give you advice thinking really they know exactly! We were in something poetic, beautiful and not violent. ", I said, "Lady, I'm really delighted to piss everyone, it's an honor", Her husband says to me"You do a lot of show in France, you must come here also to reproduce", And then she sees that I have some white hair starting to grow and she wants to use the French expression, salt and pepper hair" but it comes out not like that at all from his mouth, She says, "It suits you very well seasoned hair !". Hi, how are you? In front row, There are people "So, no idea!"à! The number of times we were tempted to say "no, but as you're here, take them! They want you to drink, and you, like an idiot, you're here, at once, before a customs officer! We Are weird in the airplane, you're scared, you're hungry! Thank you and congratulations from the whole team, everyone is here, we are proud of you, and from viewers too! In case you have the urge to smoke a cigarette on the wing or something like that ... "The temperature outside is -72 degrees C (-97.6 degrees F)" What do you want to tell? There are Belgians who are watching on TV, too! Hairdresser? ", Yes, it's live, all live, all that you say, that, that ... look, people are live. There are those who taking off, there are those who land! ", You getting old when you think Tokio Hotel is really a hotel, this getting old, Guys, sincerely, do not listen the arguments that your wife give you when you have white hair, who tells you "this is super sexy, I love, it's great, it's really a small thing, it's great, frankly, it's great", It's the inventions, really, with hypocritical arguments, like when you put on weight, for example, and she say, They even have a name for it! Uh, I remember that night in a city where there is a lady who told me ... because she really wanted me to do exactly what I did in my DVD, She told me: "Tell me, you will do the bonus? 12 in a Renault 12! I even remember where he was so angry, I swear it's true, he was so pissed, He took the water bottle like that, and he said "But what is there? Report this video as: You have already reported this video. So, I no longer understand at this time, eh! There is a crazy thing, when you have a fish in an aquarium, and that friends come to see you at home, They all have the same reaction, rather stupid, they go to the aquarium and they do. His family always maintained him, it lasts for 39 years. Imagine you meet your banker on Monday morning, like that in the street! After, go on the plane, you have to go in a way, a little staggered, why? https://www.metacafe.com/.../gad_elmaleh_spectacle_papa_est_en_haut_2008 But he put me once again, the useless info that everyone puts, the exact weight of the child. Take off your belt! Why do we dream of people whose we can not recount the dream? Genre "I know well the frying of mouse!". it is a stereotype! Imagine if you do that with adults, it is not because he has 1 day, must not respect him, respect his privacy as a human! The new terrorist weapon! Excuse me! Uh ... you nevertheless waited the Last for come ... You left me hanging around... You all said "leaves, he organizes good, he takes its brands, we go to the Last, he will be hot", I would like say thank you, I want, through the cameras that are in front of me, say to all the public, who, every nights, came to see me. "Oh yeah! "The love handles", Do you imagine to say to your wife "Hey that's cute!". You're entered in the family of Michel Drucker!!! He learned of the death of a loved one, he said, "Oh, shit! Elie Kakou!! he said, "we must make cocktails!". I can give you an example which shows that the notoriety is difficult, do you want I to give you one? We all dreamed that there's a guy who running after us and that we are unable to run, why? Judith Elmaleh who wrote the show with me and who staged it! It's not over, you're on TF1, it's a one-man show of Gad Elmaleh, an exceptional event with a Gad Elmaleh at his best shape! "Dad is upstairs, who makes some cakes" What is delirium, guy, he needs to be upstairs to make a cake? ", They are organized these guys whom I spoke. They want to celebrate ... Ok, ok ... You're a hairdresser, there is something that I do not understand in the hairdresser, it's the question you ask before making shampoo. You know, when you enters to the family of Michel Drucker, you can go through a red light ! It's weird, seriously, I can't understand it! Gad Elmaleh will be ready in a few minutes, We'll see what condition he is, if he is stressed ... if he is cool. ", Seriously, this song is crazy "A green mouse, running through the grass, I catch it by the tail". I even heard an interview of an actress who said "I remained normal, What are you talking about? You've noticed that children who want to talk crying, they seem to have no network... "This is a child Bouygues or SFR?" They had to go see a game, they not have been able, In fact, I explain to you, they had tickets for the final match, they have not have been able, they came up with the same banners "Yeah!". And guys, we don't have this stuff that women have, this kind of thing natural. Stop! ", I said "Yes!" You can not say cities of everybody, and villages, seriously! ", Well yeah, you will not say "he looks like Bébert, the guy who works with your wife ...". ", This is a couple, who had to make a chocolate cake together. That year he sold out seven consecutive weeks at the iconic Olympia theatre in Paris, a new record. Are you sleeping? (with Moroccan accent) "In 200 meters ... After that, he said, "turn right!" 9 years! But it happened that I was cheating on me how many spoon of milk powder I put in your bottle! "Do you want tobacco? Made a big plan! 3 years of your life, tomorrow morning, what will you do? Toilet paper, come on, it's the crazy! Yeah! I would like to sing you a lullaby I invented. But what are you doing? He told me "why," I said, "No, don't show her , no, no, no, do not ... and that, who is it? People front of their suitcases, they know it is theirs, they know it's coming, they know it, and when it comes out, it can not help but be happy! "Come children, we go see if it is dead or it is not dead! You will leave it to your father! ", What I like is when you take the bouquet of flowers and you said. Because she said it was she who invented the ecology. She called the airport, there, and she said "I believe I can fly" Yes or no? Your mother, okay? Who annoys me is the one that comes without school bag! -Ah, okay, I understood! he said "The same as yesterday? His family, my wife, she is from "Saint Hilaire du rosier" in the Isère, Her mother is a psychologist! This was your night, congratulations! Please, no, please! This is the baby himself wrote the text message ... "My name is Ryan, I was born this morning, my parents are fine!" Thank you, thank you all! And your show really pleases at people, I do not know if you remember Dominique, apparently, you have lived. I see it every day! En attendant, revenons sur les meilleurs sketchs du comédien Gad Elmaleh, né le 19 avril 1971 à Casablanca, au Maroc, est un humoriste, acteur et réalisateur maroco-franco-canadien. I don't bother you at this point, The stand-up, with observations on the daily. In oil! I heard of a help, so that's why I come back, right? Why did the guys put ribbons, like this? The other day, better! No, but you see! No! Dans ce spectacle, mis en scène par sa soeur Judith Elmaleh, il parle de son enfance, de son fils et de son père ; 750 000 places seront vendus. ", What happens in your head at this point, what is the delirium?, We are half awake, we are here. You saw Le Blond, when he eats a sandwich, fuck, the mayonnaise, it doesn't comes out. Kind, more the parents are far, the more they lower the tears, the closer they get, the more they turn up the volume, they are strong, kids! When you get to the exit of school, There comes out with the hair exploded, a sword, a shoe! ", "Dad, when I breathe, it hurts here!" He does not know how to use a microphone! So women, they invented something to prevent men snoring. No. Of course! Watch Later; Add to New Playlist... More. ?a sign to the other like that!". Seriously, most lullabies French, this is crazy! 1, 2, 3!! You're in a big delirium!" Come on, yeah yeah, oh! Yes, you have to sleep! They are beautiful here! ", If I had to say you real words, yeah-yeah-yeah. Hamdoulah, this is great! If, for example, wait ... We live, shut your trap! You think "Olala, but what it does, my suitcase?". No, but it, it's a trademark, Elie, you can't ... Oh that's funny, I have a friend also called Marilyn! People hear me, And you see, I have a system, I'll explain! Re-hello France! What's crazy is that they will serve you to eat, you know you'll eat shit, but still, you have a little hope and you prepare you! I love this time of the show, it allows me to do a bit of sport! I see a girl pass, pretty enough, I see, I do this pivoting male ... Eh? I bit into the thing, he pulled me like that! But them, they can pick up a pizza, come back, again heat the thing, pushes you!, when is the pub ... ...they zap, no, here, we don't zap !